Sarah: FINALLY
Pamala: sorry
Pamala: just got home
Sarah: i wanted to talk crap about bryan's blog
Sarah: which was pysically painful to read
Pamala: so incredibly boring
Pamala: i scanned
Sarah: please go and click on view my full profile
Pamala: holy crap
Pamala: still
Pamala: falcon's eyes
Pamala: for gods sake
Sarah: what is he socrates
Pamala: no, look at the "welcome"
Pamala: holy gold
Pamala: i can't stop laughting
Pamala: wtf
Sarah: interesting happenings of his life?
Sarah: seriously??
Pamala: yeah
Sarah: ok did you look at the profile yet
(The part I'm talking about goes like this: there is a random question on the profile. His was "Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go: " His answer was "What would we do if we had the power to change human history? What would we change? Who would we stop, let go, save, kill?")
Pamala: but would you respond to how to peel an apple with a series of questions
Sarah: apparently if we had the power to change human history (time travel?) we would...peel...apples...?
Sarah: please please please look at his favorite musoc
Sarah: music
Sarah: muSUCK
Sarah: and books?
Sarah: i want to STAB something
Pamala: hahahahahahahahaha
Pamala: this is about the opposite person i would be interested in
Pamala: btw orly is coming
(Orly was my roommate senior year. She is the embodiment of awesome.)
Sarah: WHEN
Pamala: unless she backs out last minute again
Pamala: maybe saturday night
Sarah: she sent one cancellation already...
Pamala: but dave and i yelled at her over a conference call
Sarah: i can't take this back and forth, up and down
Pamala: breaks your heart a lil each time?
Sarah: and my poor heart can't take these games
(Here's where things get a little muddled, per usual)
Pamala: he is seriously incredibly horribly boring
Pamala: holy god
Sarah: it is sooooooo depressing
Pamala: i just read the questions to his answer the peel
Sarah: but then you forget why you are depressed
Sarah: and then you just are for no reason
Pamala: wait is this orly or bryan
Sarah: its like how being around stupid people makes you dumb
Pamala: b/c both make me depressed
Sarah: bryan
Pamala: okay that is what I thought
Sarah: because he is so forgettable
Sarah : i could never forget orly
Pamala: ahh its just terrible
Pamala: but its true
Pamala: yes to orly
Sarah: bryan just makes me want to kill myself
Pamala: agree
Pamala: it's just...so...bad
Sarah: i like how it was all like one week in february
Pamala: haha didn't even notice
Pamala: it's like his concentration was for one week
Sarah: this is concentration?
Pamala: well for him, i am guessing yes
Sarah: and the best part is that i KNOW that blogger has a spell check
Pamala: haha and he didn't utilize it
(You will have to go look yourself if you want to see what these are about. It's very short, but it is painful.)
Sarah: at ALL
Sarah: did you see "quant"
Pamala: ohmygod did you "sement"
Sarah: or just not quite getting phrases right
Pamala: did you see "sement"!
Sarah: i seriously felt a pain
Pamala: it makes me wonder what this world is coming to
Sarah: sement...
Pamala: hhahahaha me too
Sarah: my brain...
Sarah: it is stunned
Pamala: and then he gets philosophical about the sement
Sarah: i just almost spit out wine all over my compnuter
Pamala: so bad
Pamala: it's just so bad
Pamala: i don't think i have ever been so shocked about the retardedness of a person before
(In this next bit, notice how I break out in song, and also notice how Pamala completely ignores it. Another failed attempt to woo Pam. Sigh...)
Sarah: paula?
Sarah: well that wasnt really "shocking"
Sarah: oooh usher
Sarah: you make me wanna
Pamala: hahaha i thought that too
Sarah: leave the one i'm with
Pamala: maybe...paula....no
Pamala: it's definitely brian
Sarah: start a neeeew relationship
Sarah : wit chu
Pamala: at least paula was sort memorable....not her personality per se
Pamala: but the hair
Pamala: and the pants
Sarah: and her face
Pamala: when she smiled
Pamala: or stared at us
Sarah: i swear to god i though she would try to kill at least one of us
Pamala: i thought it was going to be me
Sarah: i was the biggest bitch to her
Pamala: after the 500th time playing "you'll see" from Rent
Pamala: ahh but you would take her out
Sarah: yeah but i could have been up in my bed-nest dead for days
Pamala: hhaha this is true
Pamala: and orly doesn't pay attention
Pamala: so she wouldn't have noticed
Sarah: she would have been like sarah's sure quiet. hm
Sarah: and then move on
Pamala: just been like...hmm she must be sleeping
Sarah: she usually bugs the shit out of me
Sarah: hm
Sarah: thats what i miss about her the most
Sarah: hearing her go hm
Pamala: orly went hmmm?
Sarah: she did it really short
Sarah: kinda like huh
Sarah: but no u
Pamala: i have to pay attention
Pamala: isn't it funny how it's such the little things
Sarah: totally
Sarah: or i would be talking to her
Sarah: and she would never listen
Sarah: and i would stop
Sarah: and then she would go haaaaaaaa?
Pamala: ahh how i miss that stuff too
Sarah: i'm getting all teary
Sarah: she has to come
Pamala: i know
Pamala: she doesn't realize how much we miss her
Sarah: i swear to god i'm gonna cry when i see her next
Sarah: the emotional precipice i'm on right now?
Pamala: hahah i have totally cried over her before
Sarah: there will be tears
Sarah: this is so weird
Sarah: i've never cried over a girl before
Pamala: oh i have totally
Pamala: over friendships being lost
Pamala: over someone leaving
Pamala: totally
Pamala: i cried when orly left sb
Sarah: well i did cry when i thought you were mad at me and i didnt know why
Pamala: haha when was this?
Pamala: see do i not count as a girl?
Sarah: after game night disaster
Pamala: oh yeah that was horrible
Sarah: no i'm correcting myself
Pamala: i was annoyed at the world
Sarah: clearly
Pamala: vhateva yo
Sarah: you and orly
Sarah: thats it
Pamala: haha well I am glad
Pamala: we are important
Sarah: top o the list
Sarah: what should i write about tomorrow
Pamala: uuum your love for me and olrs
Sarah: probably
1 comment:
ahh I love it :0
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