There is a contest going on for the tackiest thing on the internet. Here are my entries!
Patrick Swayze Centaur Rainbow Tattoo:
Made all the more frightening when you take into consideration that this is a tattoo. As in permanently-in-someone's-skin. We had Boxing Jesus already, so how about a little Baseball Jesus:
I've seen that tattoo before, but couldn't dig it up again, so kudos to you.
And I still say Boxer Jesus beats Baseball Jesus. Baseball Jesus is at least wearing traditional Jesus-garb, but Boxer Jesus is shirtless and sporting a FIRECE mane of luscious brown locks. And giving "do-me" eyes.
I grew up in a small town in Southern California. Southern California already has more than its fair share of The Crazies, but a small town in Southern California? That gives you a different, special kind of Crazies. I have seen Some Shit. As a result, not much phases or offends me. I love to laugh and I have a twisted sense of humor. I overreact. I get disproportionally mad at little things. I have some very unconventional views regarding natural selection and the human race. I try to be witty and cool, but I'm really just a paranoid bundle of insecurity.
4 comments:
I've seen some bad tattoos, but that one takes the cake.
Well played. Very well played.
I've seen that tattoo before, but couldn't dig it up again, so kudos to you.
And I still say Boxer Jesus beats Baseball Jesus. Baseball Jesus is at least wearing traditional Jesus-garb, but Boxer Jesus is shirtless and sporting a FIRECE mane of luscious brown locks. And giving "do-me" eyes.
That tattoo isn't tacky, its amazing. And I'm gonna go with baseball jesus, because I like the idea of jesus helping you slam in that RBI.
Plus, Baseball Jesus has a distinct aura of BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!
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