Not A Chance

A list of things that I have no desire to do whatsoever.

1. Be on a reality show, for any amount of money.
2. Read anything that Stephen King has ever written.
3. Hem my own pants.
4. Reduce the amount of time I spend online.
5. Stop drinking so much coffee.
6. Listen to the radio.
7. Watch Oprah or Dr. Phil.
8. Go to my high school reunion.
9. Have kids.
10. Live in a small town.
11. Get up early on the weekends. And by early I mean before 11:00.
12. Live in a place that is not beach-adjacent.
13. Stop judging people who use poor grammar.
14. Let a spider live in my house.
15. Hide my nerdiness.
16. Have a life plan.
17. Not laugh at inappropriate things.
18. Take up jogging.
19. Live to be 100.
20. Live in the same place for the rest of my life.

I stole this idea from Alex the Odd, because I am a thieving thief.