Bank Teller-Twentysomething blonde girl with entirely too much makeup on
Bank Teller: What's your job title?
Me: Um, what?
Bank Teller: Oh, we have to ask you what your job title is now.
Me: Oh, ok. I don't think it will be in you list. Regulatory Affairs Associate.
Bank Teller: [clicks mouse a few times] Hmm...I can pick "other". How about that?
Me: Sure, whatever.
Bank Teller: Ok, I have to type in a description. What did you say again?
Me: [slowly] Regulatory. Associate.
Bank Teller: Hmm, that doesn't fit. Oh , I know! [types while spelling] R-E-G...A-S-S. There!
That's right. I am a Reg Ass. Good job.